The government announced that it is changing its
> emblem to a condom
> because it more clearly reflects the government's
> political stance.
> A condom stands up to inflation, halts production,
> destroys the next
> generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you
> a sense of
> security while you're actually being screwed.
> Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that
>
>