> > > Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
> > > attractive blonde woman arrived and bets twenty thousand dollars
> > > ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
> > >
> > > She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
> > > completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
> > > thedice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"As the
> > > dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...YES! YES! I
> > > WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
> > > winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
> > >
> > > The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them
> > > asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I
> > > thought you were watching."
> > >
> > > MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.