Sunday, August 24

"O, come kneel here"




Sunday, December 16

Older white women join Kenya's sex tourists


Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:28am EST

By Jeremy Clarke

MOMBASA, Kenya (Reuters) - Bethan, 56, lives in southern England on the same street as best friend Allie, 64.

They are on their first holiday to Kenya, a country they say is "just full of big young boys who like us older girls."

Hard figures are difficult to come by, but local people on the coast estimate that as many as one in five single women visiting from rich countries are in search of sex.

Allie and Bethan -- who both declined to give their full names -- said they planned to spend a whole month touring Kenya's palm-fringed beaches. They would do well to avoid the country's tourism officials.

"It's not evil," said Jake Grieves-Cook, chairman of the Kenya Tourist Board, when asked about the practice of older rich women traveling for sex with young Kenyan men.

"But it's certainly something we frown upon."

Also, the health risks are stark in a count. . .

Sunday, November 25

Saturday, September 1

Love me, love my dog


Lauren wasn't all that thrilled about watching her boyfriend's dog for the weekend, but the big german shepherd was lovable, and quite obedient. She didn't expect any problems from Desi -what a name for a mutt, she thought, named for the cuban actor-leading man, Desi Arnaz. Sometimes she wondered about Ted's eccentricities.
After work, she picked Desi up at Ted's house, barely having time for a goodbye kiss before Ted was off to the airport. But that one kiss was enough to make her clit throb. Sex with Ted was the best she'd ever had, and just his touch could set her pulse racing. Reluctantly, she continued on home, chuckling as Desi scootched over to lay his head in her lap for the short trip. Cute dog, quite affectionate.

When she got home, she picked a good place in the corner of the hallway for Desi's bed to go, and set it there. Desi watched from a distance, as if uninterested. As Lauren went about her usual end-of-the-day routine, she largely forgot about Desi's presence.

Most of the time when Lauren is at home, she hung out in her bra and panties, and tonight was no exception. She read her mail, listened to her answering machine, and set about cooking dinner. Now and then, Desi would come up to her and rub against her, his nose brushing her ass, making Lauren giggle and scoot away. But she really didn't think much of it. She ate her quiet meal, then settled onto the couch to read part of the latest book she had.

Ted lay atop Lauren, his hot cock pressing into her crotch, insistent. Their tongues played with each other, their hands eagerly exploring the others body. Ted began to trail little hot kisses and licks down Lauren's torso, licking a nipple through her lacy bra, continuing down her taut stomach. When he reached her panty clad cunt, he chewed and licked as if there were no barrier there...

Lauren's eyes flashed open, she hadn't realized she'd fallen asleep. She had been dreaming about Ted...god that felt so real. Then she froze, feeling the tongue on her cunt, the teeth, and she looked down. It was only partly a dream! Desi was hungrily gnawing at her panties, licking and probing with his tongue and teeth. Lauren made a move as if she was going to get up, and Desi stopped for only a moment to look up and growl deeply at her. Lauren froze again, and watched the dog in horrified fascination, realizing that in spite of it all, that felt *good*.

Desi snarled softly and grabbed Lauren's panties in his teeth and ripped, shredding the soaked material from Lauren's body. The dog wasted no time in shoving his nose deeply into Lauren's cunt, inserting his tongue into her pussy. Lauren could only gasp and moan with pleasure at the incredible feelings this animal was causing in her. She whimpered and cried out now and then when Desi nibbled her labia, chewing gently, but hard enough for her to feel it. Who taught this dog what to do? Lauren couldn't believe it...

Lauren was even more shocked when Desi nudged her over with a growl, Lauren half fell off the couch, and onto her hands and knees. She started to move away, but Desi mounted her quickly, his chest against her back, hot breath in her ear. Lauren felt him pressing forward with his cock as it emerged from it's sheath until finally he found where he wanted to be and thrust, embedding himself in Lauren's cunt. Lauren whimpered, his cock was bigger than she'd thought a dogs would be, and it felt delicious. His hips bucked five or six times, then he stopped, panting softly.

Lauren wondered if he'd cum already, then she felt him pull his hips back and lift some. Lauren wasn't sure what was up until the blinding flash of sudden pain as Desi thrust again, this time finding his mark in her asshole. She hadn't been prepared for that and screamed in surprise and pain, causing Desi to snarl softly in warning. She could feel him growing ever larger until he exploded within her, his knot causing her to feel like her anus was on fire. He stopped moving and just rested there until the swelling subsided, and his limp cock fell out of her ass, and he moved back.

Lauren collapsed to her elbows, sobbing softly with confusion, pain and pleasure, as well as frustration. She was not very surprised when Desi pressed his nose against her crotch again, licking her from clit to asshole, again and again, cleaning her. He pressed harder, Lauren moaned. She could feel the tightening, the climax approaching. Apparently the dog could too, because his licking became more fevered, rougher. She was sure she would be bleeding when he was done, but she no longer cared. The ecstasy he was bringing her was worth it all, and she gave way to the orgasm as it overtook her. She screamed out her pleasure, bucking against Desi's muzzle as he eagerly lapped up her juices.

The sun was coming through the half-closed blinds as Lauren awoke, and sitting up, she wondered if she had just had a strange dream, or if last night had been real. Wincing slightly with the movement, she suspected that something had indeed happened, and she reached down and tenderly felt her bruised and swollen cunt. When the large german shepherd stood up from where he had slept beside her bed, and lay his chin on her leg, she was certain. Desi's soft growl as he nudged her sheets confirmed one more thing. It wasn't over.

The End

Monday, August 20

A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION


The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my co mpassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same"

The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding a nd help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me! with tears in her eyes and said, Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

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Friday, August 17

Wet Trollop


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Sunday, August 5

Sunday, July 1

JokeFile


Disorder in the Court...
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things
people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published
by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges
were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think I need a different
attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to
rephrase that?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy on him!
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law.

Sunday, May 20

Does she, or doesn't she?


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Sunday, May 13

Saturday, April 28

Wednesday, April 18

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Sunday, September 17

A snippet


"For years, my wife preferred me to find our lovers, usually on line. Leaving it up to me reinforced her femininity and made it more spontaneous for her. Since we were looking for single men, the internet was the perfect tool. I would find dozens of candidates and exchange photos with a select few.

As a final part of the selection process, I would speak to the lucky winner on the phone, often with my wife right there. Of course, the guy would usually get horny just talking about it, and often ask intimate questions about her.

One night we were in bed and I was describing my wife on the phone. I told the guy she has an amazing cunt with great muscle control. She’s very multi orgasmic and a squirter. This turned my wife on. I also told him she had a very talented mouth and, when in the mood, a yielding asshole. This turned her off.

When I hung up, she told me she’d rather I didn’t promise strangers oral and anal. She wasn’t angry, she just wanted to choose for herself on the day.

Years later, when she became more assertive, and we began playing our cuckold games, she decided she would make the phone calls herself. This excited me, and I would usually lick her pussy while she spoke to her prospective lovers.

One times, out of the blue, she asked the guy “Do you mind if my husband sucks your cock?” Apparently, he was just as shocked as I was. “You don’t have to suck him.” She said reassuringly. Always the salesman, she asked him “Wouldn’t it excite you to see a girl eating pussy?”

He continued to protest. She told him “My husband isn’t bi either. But if you were watching a girl go down, wouldn’t it be more exciting if you knew she wasn’t bi?” When she hung up, she just looked at me and said “Remember when we explored my bisexuality with Julie?” She had a point, in the beginning she had licked her at my urging.

That was it. My humiliation. She gave my mouth away to some guy on the phone. Further humiliation followed a couple of day later at ‘our get to know you’ meeting. As we chatted, all I could think about was having to take the guy in my mouth. When the time came, it was less humiliating than I had imagined, even though my wife giggled as she watched, masturbating."

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Thursday, September 14

Subject: Daddy................

An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl, and tells them"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath a Ferrari a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again."

Tuesday, September 5

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Monday, August 21

O is the Gold Standard of female Submission


Saturday, August 12

A Lovely Girl



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Sunday, July 24

Family films


The fellow who showed me this video told me that his wife told him to show up at a house address with the camera and then she made him record her in this particlar encounter. Afterwards, she made him bring it to me to show me what she is like.

I like her!

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Wednesday, July 20

Pick up Lines


You make me want to rearrange the alphabet to get U next to I.

Call me Fred Flintstone because I will make your bed rock.

What's your mother's phone number? I want to call her and thank her for you.

Is your name Windex because I can clearly see you with me.

Friday, July 15

Speaking of Sluts


This item is found for sale on eBay. Lolita the great nymphet and foil of Humbert Humbert speaks. Finally.

Saturday, May 21

Work or Play?


A man wonders if having sex on Sunday is a sin because he is not sure if sex
is work or play.

So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After
consulting the Bible, the priest says, "My son, I am
positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays."

The man thinks: "What does a priest know about sex?"

So he goes to a Lutheran minister, who is a married man and experienced in
this matter. He queries the minister and receives
the same reply: "Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!"

Not very happy the way things are going with the reply, he wants to be sure
that this is the way and seeks out a Rabbi, a man
of thousands of years of tradition and knowledge. The Rabbi ponders the
question, then states, "My son, sex is definitely play."

The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me
sex is work?"

The Rabbi softly speaks, "My son, if sex were work ..... my wife would have
the maid do it!"

Saturday, May 14

I like a generous girl



She wins the tiniest bkini prize.

Which I expect is the biggest hard on.

Sunday, April 3


"Kiss me, you trollop."

Saturday, March 19