Ah, yes, Kathy Willets

Ex-jailbird earns fortune as stripper

MIAMI (Reuters) - Kathy Willets, the woman who was jailed for
prostitution despite claiming she was just a frustrated nymphomaniac,
says she expects to earn $500,000 this year in her post-prison
profession as an exotic dancer. "I think the men who come to see me
just have a good time. I let them touch me and get close. I do things
nobody else does and that's why I make so much money," she said. The
39-year-old mother of two is now a "feature act" in strip bars,
performing across the country on special engagements. She said that in
one week in June she was paid $26,000 by a club in Palm Beach County
plus $15,000 in tips. She expects her total earnings this year to reach
half a million dollars. Willets was arrested in 1991 on prostitution
charges after her neighbors complained of constant traffic outside her
Tamarac home. Her defense lawyers said she was a frustrated
nymphomaniac. Her husband Jeff, then a Broward County sheriff's deputy,
secretly videotaped her trysts with churchmen, local politicians,
businessman and other clients. After deciding to plead guilty, she
served six months in jail and her husband 18 months.*** Can someone
please remind me why I went to college? Half a million bucks??


I can remember her well. There was going to be a commemorative Postage Stamp for her.

Yes, really. It was a 20 cent stamp. 37 cents to lick it.
[Ba dum]

A blonde female was speeding down the road in her car and was pulled over by a woman cop, who also was a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. The driver dug through her purse and was getting progressively agitated. "What does it look like?" she asked the cop.

The cop replied, "It has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it, and handed it to the cop saying, "Oh, here it is."

The cop looked in the mirror, then handed it back, saying, "Okay, you can go, I didn't realize you were a cop!"

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow; the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says ......."Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf!"