Good Slut Logic"

"It's been oh so, o, o, ah, oh, so long! Well, if one has to confess anyway..."

What is a "fluffer," sweetheart?

It seems to be the consensus with my girlfriends that less-endowed husbands don’t really need to come like well-endowed men do. When they come they are bitchy and demanding for four or five days afterwards. By milking them they do not get into that mode. I am thinking about trying it on my husband but have not yet.

But I digress. This supposed to be about Fluffing. When I mentioned the radio show to my girlfriends one of them said, "Gee those Turkeys became quickly trained to become excited by their Fluffer!" Well I did not know what a Fluffer was so I asked her. She said, "A Fluffer is the woman that gets the male porn actor hard before a scene so that he will a nice big hard erection."

I had never heard this term before so I asked her about it ad how exactly did these women Fluff? Why are they called Fluffers?

She told me, "It’s a kind of an inside porn industry secret, but I know because a girlfriend of mine was one. The name Fluffer was coined because one of the first women to be a well known and desired fluffer liked to wear Angora sweaters. She often wore matching Angora gloves and would do her job in a secluded room adjacent to where the man was going to perform. She found that softly, slowly stroking these well endowed men’s cocks with Angora gloves on produced quicker results with allot less work on her part."

She continued, "After she performed her work on the main male actors of the early porn industry (about six) they always asked for her as their Fluffer. Because of this and the fact that she got the job done quicker than others she got all the work and thus demanded a higher pay scale also. They started calling her the Fluffer because of her fluffy Angora sweaters and gloves.

Often the male actors would be standing naked on the set awaiting her arrival and they would start to erect as soon as they saw her enter wearing an Angora sweater. They had been trained become erect much like Pavlov’s dogs. There are reports of some of the male actors erecting after a scene where they had already come twice as they walked away from the set and saw the Fluffer watching."

This caught my imagination. My husband is a great guy and very attentive, loving and caring since I have settled him into a schedule of remaining locked up for two weeks at a time, but I had to wonder if he could be even better?

Functional or fucktionable

'HOOTERS GIRL' IS FUNCTIONAL, NOT PROTECTABLE AS CHIEF
PORTION OF RESTAURANT TRADE DRESS

The white tank top and orange shorts-clad "Hooters Girl," as
the predominant feature of the Hooters restaurant trade
dress, is not entitled to trade dress protection because she
is primarily functional, serving to provide vicarious sexual
recreation and arouse male customers' fantasies, the U.S.
District Court for the Middle District of Florida held Dec.
13 (HI Limited Partnership v. Winghouse of Florida Inc.,
M.D. Fla., No. 6:03-cv-116-Orl-22JGG, 12/13/04).

http://pubs.bna.com/ip/BNA/ptd.nsf/is/A0B0E0T1Z4 [requires subscription]

The Mind of Blokes

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled...

So I told her to fuck off!

"High diddle dee dee, a sailor's life for me"

Damn car rolled off the quay into the drink!

Dammit, here she comes. My poor little car.

Oh, fuck! This will cost a bundle to fix now!

Ahrrgg, LOOKOUT!

Oh, shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!!

Geez!

Okay, finally got the fricking white car!

Looking good...

oh, oh!

Yo Honah, I Bin Victimized

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NBC 4 - News - Judge Suspended For Wearing Blackface To Party: "Judge Suspended For Wearing Blackface To Party
POSTED: 6:52 am EST December 14, 2004
NEW ORLEANS -- The Louisiana Supreme Court has given a judge a six-month suspension for wearing blackface makeup, handcuffs and a jail jumpsuit to a Halloween party.

Judge Timothy Ellender will lose all of his pay during the suspension. That totals more than $50,000.

Ellender, who is white, said the costumes worn by him and his wife were meant as a joke. She dressed as a policewoman. And the party's host, Ellender's brother-in-law, was dressed as Buckwheat.

The justices agreed Ellender did not mean to insult blacks. Still, they ordered him to take a sociology course to get 'a greater understanding of racial sensitivity.'

Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed."

Slut Heaven

Although the men need to learn some manners and grammar here, they do seem to leave thier slut visitors extremely happy.

Rubber Eva corrected

A commenter was under the impression that this Degrade Me Blog is a product or property of Rubber Eva. We should hasten to correct that impression. The commenter happend to be seeing a post from October where we quoted and refered to the exceedingly deviant and interesting Rubber Eva, who is also very pretty.

Here is a view of her moist body in play:


And a blurb about her photo sets witch are available at her site for a fee and for which we do not participate in any revenue or affiliate spiffs.

Introducing “Nurse Natalie” for the first time in this set as I get prepped for my suction session, First rubber nurse Natalie gets me up on the gyno couch with my legs held apart by the leg stirrups which leaves my rubber fanny pants exposed to the probing fingers of nurse and her lube…. I am wearing a transparent rubber body with exposed breasts and rubber fanny pants both from “Marquis” this is perfect for the next part of this rubber medical set which sees two huge breast suction pumps get attached to each of my exposed tits and once they are pumped my slippery tits slide inside them… (33 Hi-Res Pictures)

A Little Insight to What Sissies Say

Secret Desires: Which scenario pleases you the most?

See? And you thought you were such a filthy slut.

Time Wounds All Heels

shiny babes - Latex, Fetish, Bondage

Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back." He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for about a minute, then walks back across the street.

The other dog says, "What was that about?"

The dog first dog says, "I was just checking my messages."

Java problems

I apologize for the problems with this display template. I have been waiting for Blogger to solve whatever problems are causing the template to m,alfunction, but a lot of time has gone by with no resolution.

In time, I'll have to remount the entire thing in another less interesting template. Please bear with me and let me know what you would like to see more of and less of in this space.

Ed.

46 Clues Your Partner is Having an Affair

By Dr. Robert Huizenga

Some of these are "tongue in cheek" while others are tell tale signs that commonly appear when someone is having an affair. There is no copyright. Feel free to forward to those who might be interested.

1) You find birth-control pills in her medicine cabinet, and you've had a vasectomy.

2) Mutual friends start acting strangely toward you. (They either know about the cheating or have been told stories about what a horrible wife or girlfriend you are.)

3) He stops confiding in you and seeking advice from you.

4) Sets up a new e-mail account and doesn't tell you about it.

5) He leaves the house in the morning smelling like Irish Spring and returns in the evening smelling like Safeguard.

6) She joins the gym and begins a rigorous workout program.

7) She buys a cell phone and doesn't let you know.

8) He sets up a separate cell phone account that is billed to his office.

9) He carries condoms, and you are on the pill.

10) Begins to delete all incoming phone calls from the caller ID.

11) Deletes all incoming e-mails when they used to accumulate.

12) He becomes "accusatory," asking if you are being true to him, usually out of guilt.

13) Raises hypothetical questions such as, "Do you think it's possible to love more than one person at a time?"

14) He buys himself new underwear.

15) He insists the child seat, toys, etc., are kept out of his car.

16) She stops wearing her wedding ring.

17) Has a sudden desire to be helpful with the laundry.

18) Has unexplained scratches or bruises on his or her neck or back.

19) Suddenly wants to try new love techniques.

20) He/she fairly suddenly stops having sex with you.

21) He/she suddenly wants more sex, more often.

22) Supposedly works a lot of overtime, but it never shows up on the pay stub.

23) Picks fights in order to stomp out of the house.

24) You find out by accident he or she took vacation day or personal time off from work - but supposedly worked on those days.

25) Shows a sudden interest in a different type of music.

26) Spouse's co-workers are uncomfortable in your presence.

27) Has a sudden preoccupation with his or her appearance.

28) Spends an excessive amount of time on the computer, especially after you have gone to bed.

28) Spends an excessive amount of time on the computer, especially after you have gone to bed.

29) He throws up a lot because he just ate at his mistress's house and had to eat the dinner I prepared when he got home.

30) Your spouse is away from home, either nights or on trips, more than previously.

31) His/her clothes smell of an unfamiliar perfume or after-shave. You see lipstick on your husband's shirt.

32) The amount of money being deposited into your checking account drops off.

33) You find items of intimate apparel or other small gift-type items that you did not give your spouse.

34) Your spouse seems less comfortable around you and is "touchy" and easily moved to anger.

35) You get calls where the caller hangs up when he or she hears your voice.

36) He/she loses attention in the activities in the home.

37) Your intuition (gut feeling) tells you that something is not right.

38) He/she has a definite change in attitude towards everyone in the home.

39) She uses a low voice or whisper on the phone or hangs up quickly.

40) She has a "glow" about her.

41) Atypical erratic behavior.

42) He sneaks out of the house.

43) She sleeps with her purse by the bed

44) She goes to the store for groceries and comes home 5 hours later.

45) He tells you can get hold of him at a different telephone number.

46) The telltale sign of a cheating spouse? Having to ask that question in the first place.

_______________________________________________________________

Dr. Huizenga is a Licensed Marriage and Family Therapist with over 20 years of professional experience, working with hundreds of couples and thousands of individuals. He has done extensive research and study in the specialty area of extramarital affairs.

Dr. Robert Huizenga
Bob@BobHuizenga.com
http://www.break-free-from-the-affair.com

RudeGirls

Rudegirls return to being you more nights of lipstick smeared corruption and debauched pleasures with the regular ladies from Scarlet Mews. Celebrate their 2nd birthday with performances from the gorgeous girls of Scarlet Mews and Peekabou, Sauce Erotic Photography Booth, sexy lap dancers, tie me and stride me chair, dominatrix madame zoe, erotic cinema, sex toy demonstration, naughty giveways, music from DJs Sukeban, DJ Kellilicious and more.

STOP PRESS!
Venue change, now at Protokol, 157 Commercial Street, London, E1 6BG

Dear Rudegirls,


Join us on Friday 26th November at Protoko, a brand new breath taking venue minutes from Liverpool Street.


For more info please contact us on info@rudegirls.net

Live performances from the gorgeous girls of Scarlet Mews & Peekabou
Sauce Erotic Photography Booth
Sexy Lap Dancers
Tie me and Stride me Chair
Dominatrix Madame Zoe
Erotic cinema
Sex toy demonstration
Naughty giveaways
Music from your favourite Rudegirl DJs - Sukeban (TG), DJ Kellilicious (Shejay) & More

Dress the Fuck Up Code

“Tie me Up” - Sexy Sassy Lingerie, Fuck me heels & Slutty Thigh highs, Cuffs & Restraints, Bondage Tape & Silk Scarves, Latex & Skin, Diamonds & Pearls…..


More Details

See the gorgeous girls from Scarlet Mews live on stage in the Bordello to a back drop of erotic visuals & films - with Esme doing a special live performance.

We have Madame Zoë and her bondage playroom to keep you Rudegirls in line, with her assortment of playthings - whips, cuffs, chains, scarves & the Tie me and Stride me Chair from Beds with sexy attitude for you girls to try out.

Still not feeling frisky? Come and have a private lap dance in the boudoir from one of our exceptionally beautiful & outrageously sexy dancers.

Capture your naughtiness with the Goddess of Sauce. Strip off or dress up to pose provocatively and have your saucy snaps taken in the sensual surroundings of the Goddess’s photo lounge.

Mixtresses providing ear candy on the night playing electro whore-core, sleazy house, bad ass booty bass & juicy r'n'b include Vikki Lester (Drama), Sukeban (TG) and Kellilicious (Shejay).

Look! You've made me sopping wet.