Sunday, October 24


Oh, the disgrace!

Strange site


Chrome Glamour Model - Akira: "

Combines automobiles and a glamour modeelijg agency with the top world class sluts around the world--including Elizabeth Carson, prudy girl!


Bio: The beautiful Akira Lane was born in Okinawa Japan and currently resides in California. Mixing beauty with brains, Akira has a B.A. in Internal Business. Akira loves modeling and enjoys being in front of the camera. She seems to have a real knack for working with photographers and finding the poses that they are seeking. She is available for Fashion, Glamour, Artistic, Print, Acting, Spokemodeling and Body parts.

Stats: Measurements: 34C - 25 - 35"

Wednesday, October 13


You can still take me whenever you like, even with my frock on. You like?

Sunday, October 10

My Master Invites You to Please Use Me, Sir.


Welcome to Rubber Eva :: Intoxicating Latex Beauty


Hi, Rubber Eva here! Welcome to my website - a place where I can indulge in my fetish for latex, plastic, bondage and breathplay and bring some of my sexiest fantasies to life. I hope you enjoy what I have to show you! Below is a list of the latest news I have to share with you, as well as an explanation of how the site works.


MASSIVE UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!! NEW VIDEO & 3 GALLERIES....
Posted by Rubber Eva on 9 October 2004

Hi All,

Great News I have just updated today with 3 galleries from the 'SkinTwo Rubber Ball' weekend and a new TE suit dressing clip with both Corrine and myself dressing each other in red and black matching Total Enclosure suits...

I have posted the galleries in the guest section for all members to see what a great time we had with all my fetish freinds from around the world, a special thanks to Martin Perreault for taking the party pictures and also we will have some of his stunning photography to share with you in the coming weeks and months as we showcase some new work with both myself and Bianca....

Also coming soon we will have new heavy rubber galleries from Paul.W., Ian Rath working with Eden wells, Jewell Marceau, Bianca Beauchamp and Rubberella and of course little old me again lol, hope you all enjoy the update and as always look forward to your thoughts via the forum...

Luv Eva"

Saturday, October 9

Are You With Him? Why Yes, Want to Date Him?


The New York Times > Fashion & Style > Are You With Him? Why Yes, Want to Date Him?:


Photo: Rahav Segev for The New York Times
Allison Frenkel, center, a paid "wingwoman," introduces her client Evan Rock to newfound friends at the Cabanas.


By ELANA BERKOWITZ

Published: October 10, 2004



DANIEL BLUMBERG, a 38-year-old filmmaker, arrived at a party on the roof of the Gansevoort hotel on a Thursday night with a young woman named Allison Frenkel. The two had met just a few minutes before, in front of the hotel in the meatpacking district, but after a peck on the cheek and a few pleasantries they were already familiar. So much so that halfway through their first drink they were circling the roof deck and discussing which women caught Mr. Blumberg's eye.

Ms. Frenkel discreetly tilted her chin toward a blonde in a white dress and asked, 'Do you like her?'
Mr. Blumberg shook his head no. 'Well, let's keep circulating,' Ms. Frenkel said.

When he expressed no interest in the next woman she pointed to, a brunette in a preppy sweater, Ms. Frenkel shrugged. 'He's the man, whatever he wants,' she said. 'It is not about me.' Then Mr. Blumberg gestured toward the bar area. 'What about that Kylie Minogue look-alike over there?' A moment later the couple headed over.. . .

Friday, October 8

Subject: Medication


A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks.

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

Saturday, October 2

Delivery


Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other
and says, "You know, I don't know what to do. Whenever I go home after
we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the
driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes
off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in
the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me
for staying out so late!

His friend looks at him and says, "It's all in the attitude, buddy. You're
obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the
front door, storm up the steps, throw my clothes on the floor, jump naked
into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'WHO'S HORNY?' and she acts like
she's sound asleep every time.

Friday, October 1

You Might Be A Floridian If.......

You exhibit a slight twitch when introduced to anyone with the first names of Charley, Frances or Ivan.
Your freezer never has more than $20 worth of food in it at any given time.
You're looking at paint swatches for the plywood on your windows to accent the house color.
You think of your hall closet/saferoom as "cozy".
Your pool is more accurately described as "framed in" than "screenedin". Your freezer in the garage now has only homemade ice in it. You no longer worry about relatives visiting during the summer months.
You, too, haven't heard back from the insurance adjuster. You now understand what that little "2% hurricane deductible" phrase> really means.
You're putting a collage together on your driveway of roof shingles from your

neighborhood.
You were once proud of your 16" electric chain saw .
Your Street has more than 3 "NO WAKE" signs posted.
You now own 5 large ice chests.
Your parrot can now say" hammered, pounded and hunker down".
You recognize people in line at the free ice, gas and plywood locations.
You stop what you're doing and clap and wave when you see a convoy of power company trucks come down your street.
You're depressed when they don't stop.
You have the personal cell phone numbers of the managers for: plywood, roofing supplies and generators at Home Depot on your speed dialer.
You've spent more than $20 on "Tall white kitchen bags" to make your own sand bags.
You're considering upgrading your 16" to a 20" chainsaw.
You know what "Bar chain oil" is.
You're thinking of getting your wife the hardhat with the ear protector and face shield for Christmas.
You now think the $6000 whole house generator seems reasonable. You look forward to discussions about the merits of "cubed, block and dry ice".
Your therapist refers to your condition as "generator envy". You fight the urge to put on your winter coat and wool cap and parade around in front of your picture window, when you finally get power and your neighbor across the street, with the noisy generator,

doesn't get electricity.
And finally, you might be a Floridian if:
You ask your family &friends up north to start saving the Sunday Real Estate classifieds!