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Vivi -- Claudio Baglioni -

Translated version of http://www.u-blog.net/AURORAWEBLOG/note/40804



SHINE ROYO, OBVIOUSLY...

In prologue with "M like marvellous" tomorrow evening, this text d?une splendid song of Claudio Baglioni: "Vivi".

Obviously, it would be to better know l?italien. If this n?est not the case, do you let carry by the music of the words and I am certain that you will include/understand this qu?ils say?

Cosa vuoi di più che avere
it solo guaio delle nubi E a plate nella shovel
known which spiagge di vernici E di silenzi bere
sorsi piccoli I tuoi baci come has fontanelle
mattino presto E codes splendid di primavere
stanchi di vento E not di noi
...

Oh the humanity!

A jogger sees a little old man sitting on a park bench crying. He stops running to see if there is anything he can do to help the man.

The Jogger: "Hello there. Are you in some kind of trouble? Can I help?"

The old man relpies through his sobs: "I'm 82 years old. I have a wife who is 24 years old. She is the most beautiful woman in the world. She does everything for me. She cooks, she cleans, she takes care of my every need. And we have sex 6 times a day, every day!"

The Jogger replies: "That all sounds wonderful! So why are you crying?"

The old man: "I forgot where I live!"

Filthy, Pervert Bovine Alert

Lesbian cow study udderly serious

By Leah Moore
September 2, 2004

THE lesbian love life of domestic cattle has prompted a fact-finding mission to Malaysia's central highlands to study the world's last remaining herd of wild cattle.

Australia's only professor of animal welfare, Clive Phillips from the University of Queensland, is hoping a basic study of Malaysia's endangered Gaur cattle will help explain why domestic cows mount each other during fertile periods.
"With domestic cattle the cows show mounting homosexual behaviour when they are on heat and the wild cattle don't show that," Professor Phillips said.

He said factors such as stress, a selective domestication process which favoured outwardly sexual cows and the number of animals on heat in a small enclosure, could explain why domestic cows displayed this deviation in sexual behaviour.

"Possibly in the wild you don't get enough cows on heat in one area together," he said. "There is evidence that this oestrous display is more overt in cramped conditions."

However, he said stress was probably the major factor as studies of rabbits in laboratory situations and koalas in captivity showed a similar increase in homosexual behaviour from that encountered in the wild.

"A lot of animals in stressful conditions display this behaviour," he said. "It is a bit of a stress release."

The study, which begins today, will also examine the differing feeding practices of wild and domestic cattle.

"A very clear difference is that wild cattle are not grazing but browsing," Professor Phillips said. "They are eating from scrub, bushes and trees rather than grazing on grass."

This information could change conventional thinking about the care of cattle which had insisted the animals must be fed from the floor.

Unlike other domestic animals, such as the chicken and the jungle fowl, very little study has been done on the wild relations of cattle, and with only a few hundred remaining Professor Phillips, who left for Malaysia yesterday, said the gathering of information was "urgent".

"It tells us essentially about the needs of cattle and what is normal behaviour in the wild and by inference, what is abnormal," he said.

The Courier-Mail

This report appears on NEWS.com.au.

Clearly a flawed poll of some kind

MegaStar - Carmen bum gong joy: "Carmen bum gong joy

Phil Kemp

Carmen get it
Oh lumme - another of those piteous awards for the bestest lady-bottoms in the biz has been lozzed out into the celebrity ether again.

Prising the mind-fuggingly numb-headed sainted-buns trophy off increasingly-pass? Kylie is ex-Baywatch swimsuit-filler turned Starsky and Hutch mopsy, Carmen Electra.

Or as Ananova excitedly put it: 'Curvy Carmen Electra has come 'top of the bots' to pinch the best bottom crown from Kylie Minogue.'

G-g-g-g-g-geddit!!!???

This time - as every time, it seems - the spurious bum-gongs are being dished out by FHM mag, with celebrated tush-jiggler Beyonce only coming a paltry third.

Final results after a Peter Snow-style recount, however, saw Electra squeeze into pole position by the narrowest of margins.

Or as a certain leading internet news service put it: 'The 32-year-old beat off Kylie...by just 1%.'

Now there's an image."

Carmen is all tits. Kylie's bottom is proportioned and perfectly hand sized. Carmen is leaning toward the Beyonce spectrum. Beyonce is simply bottom heavy with thunder thighhs. She's gorgeous and a sweetie pie, but as she gets older that bottom and those thighs will go into hifding for sure. --Ed.

Confessions of a New York Escort
Confessions of a New York Escort
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned ..."


I'm a twenty-something New York escort. I love Prada, Seven jeans, and Jimmy Choos. I'm also totally addicted to Starbucks' grande non-fat white mocha and working out.

So why am I writing this blog? I have an inner exhibitionist that just needs to be let out. I've always wanted to bare myself completely in front of strangers but have always been held back by fear.