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Dear Anal Advisor:

My girlfriend is a bit crazy for anal. When we're out shopping at the mall, in broad daylight, with no concern for who hears her, she'll say something like "I'd like that up my ass." She will say this about video game controllers, sports equipment, household appliances, children's toys --- you name it. I think she gets a kick out of this. I just imagine the look on people's faces when they overhear it, and I cringe. It's embarrassing! She just doesn't care. Would you recommend threatening to take away anal from her? Should I just end the anal ritual altogether? Or, God forbid, should I fuck her ass so hard that she never wants to do it again?

I Have an Anal-Crazed Girlfriend

Dear I Have an Anal-Crazed Girlfriend:

I can't decide why I chose to answer your letter: to illustrate that I receive some of the best letters in the sex advice business or to indulge you because you might just be fucking with me! I'm going to embrace the former, and assume that your girlfriend's behavior is, in fact, an issue. First, all the men out there who can't get their wives to agree to anal play at all are reading this and shouting out loud, "Dude! I wish I had your problems!" Count your blessings that you have not just a willing, but a clearly enthusiastic, anal sex partner. It sounds to me like your girlfriend is not simply "anal crazed," but she's also a verbal exhibitionist: she enjoys saying bold, sexually suggestive things in public, and she wants those around her to hear her and be shocked. There is only one potential problem with this situation: there are many public places where it's really inappropriate for her to talk her tushy trash, especially when she's within earshot of children. Threatening to "take away anal" or actually doing that will only fuel her bratty inner-schoolgirl and hurting her during anal sex is just mean and stupid. Let her know that her explicit public chat bothers you, but also offer a solution: encourage her to save all her naughty little ideas for when you get into bed, where she can whisper them to you or shout them out loud. In that erotic context, you too will probably get off on her mouthing off. If she can't keep her thoughts to herself the next time you go out, then a spanking and a gag are in order.

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What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. "I'm celebrating, too" she added, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?"

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