A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur- bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays trips. The salary package is $200,000 a year!"

The man said, "You're bullshitting me man!"

The man behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it."

A very strange optical illusion!
The captions says: "A very good optical illusion. If you look at the picture carefully, after a few seconds, you can see a boat with people in the background.

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A man boards a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls. He
sits down next to a beautiful - you guessed it - blonde. The blonde keeps
glancing quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many
such glances from her, he says, embarrassed: "It's golf balls".

The blonde continues to look at him thoughtfully and finally, unable to
contain her curiosity any longer, asks: "Does it hurt as much as tennis
elbow?"

Nw Blogger. I have been away.
Will catch up.

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