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WORDS WITH TWO MEANINGS:

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......any part under a car's hood.
Male........the strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......fully opening up one's self emotionally to another
Male........playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......the open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner
Male........leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......a desire to get married and raise a family.
Male..........not trying to pick up other women while out with one's
girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female......a good movie, concert, play or book.
Male........anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......an embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male......a source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv)
Female......the greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male........call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......a device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male.........a device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

JT's Stockroom Photo Gallery Red Leather Arm Binders, Laced or Zippered (Various Sale Prices)
The sleeves are made of red, stitched garment leather. The adjustable buckling straps are made with strong, black latigo leather, and attached to the sleeves with silver-colored rivets. The Laced version has a nylon lace, and the Zipper version zips up with a silver zipper. On both styles, there is a D-ring added at the end as a point of attachment for bondage use.

The life of an ordinary man:

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So, I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 44 and looking for a girl with really big tits.

HOW DO I LOOK UP DOCTORS ?

This page will describe a few of the ways we look up information about doctors online. The links below will take you to websites controlled by others, so we are not responsible for the content.

FLORIDA DOCTORS
We usually begin a Florida doctor search by using the following 3 Florida Government web sites, and in this order:

1) License Look-up (will open in new window)
We start with this site to get the basic physician identifying information to be able to use the other sites properly. To search for a doctor here, you don't need to know the precise city or county for his office, or even the exact . . .

Little Johnny and his family were having dinner at his Grandmother's house.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When
Little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away. "Johnny, wait
until we say our prayer."
"I don't have to." The boy replied.
"Of course, you do," his mother insisted. "We say a prayer before eating at
our house."
"That's at our house," Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house, and
she knows how to cook."

The Wealth Bondage Saga

Wealth Bondage - Where nothing is Taboo except Good Taste

Shame, End of We all have a Fetish, money, power, art, drink. Do not begrudge Tutor his. The Happy Tutor's world revolved around shame. The whole Bordello, was designed to highlight and enhance shame. The spankings were often public. The women, or for that matter, the men, would be made to wear humiliating costumes, they would be contorted into shameful postures. They would be made to degrade themselves publically. The hot blush of shame, not sex, not the spanking was and is Tutor's fetish. To see the blush on the Matron's cheeck, the see the flush on the collarbone, to see her whole front mottled with desire and the shame at that desire, that was the whole premise of the Old School Wealth Bondage -- and its downfall.

Shame, friends, is as rare as the aardvark. How in a world -- in a free market -- of pornography, where every Matron owns ten dildos, and an anal plug, and clit stimulator, and her daughter, age 13 has been fucked in every hole she has, and is only too eager to drop on her back and demonstrate to her12 best friends what she has learned from a close study of pornography, how could Tutor run a House of Shame, even pro bono publico?

[Read this WB stuff. It is good. Ed.]

WORD PLAYS

~ A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm
shrinking!!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just
have to be a little patient."

~ Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid
bowlers.
However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire.
Thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

~ A marine biologist developed a race of genetically-engineered dolphins
that
could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his
supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the
way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he
gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with
transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.