There is but one natural solution for this condition, child. The insertion or manmade objects, chemicals and emoluments is not recommended. The best, most natural remedy is direct epithelial friction, skin against skin. The skin of your finger, or someone else's finger, or some other appendage or memeber of living tissue inserted into the orifice and vigorously rotated, pistoned in and out quickly will generally bring good relief in 20-30 minutes time. It works!

Here is a photo of one satisfied patient.